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[mcferrin]

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[mcferrin]

TWO cops. And you call yourself a member of this family. Also what are you talking about? I'm pretty sure NWT is like a few thousand km from where I lived?

...how are you feeling?

[scarrystories]

yeah but it's def. not the same world. He has a deaf wolf that understands several languages.

i'm good, this hot witch boy gave me some magic jewelry so i'm healing p. fast. i should've given it to you but i only remembered after.

[mcferrin]

:o !! I would like to see the wolf.

Which hot witch boy?? I know several.

[scarrystories]

Dief.jpg (i'm staying with them rn, he wants my donut)

Hot witch Nate. He's v. nice and v good-looking.

[mcferrin]

Give him the donut, Andy.

Oh, I work for Nate. Isn't he almost impossibly nice?

[scarrystories]

he's a disney wolf, i swear. he understands words and moods and reacts accordingly.

i didn't realize we were working for competing shops until i talked to him. i've been training my ENEMY the entire time, unbelievable.

[mcferrin]

Sounds like a very good boy who deserves a donut, Andy.

I'm disappointed in your capitalist mindset, though. You can't let the ownership class turn us against each other.

[scarrystories]

Donuts are bad for him. I'm getting him a hot dog.

and ur right, i keep forgetting i'm poor now.

[mcferrin]

They're bad for you, too. Maybe in the world he's from, donuts are good for dogs.

Um.

Thank you, by the way.

[scarrystories]

Please don't thank me, I messed up, it's been haunting me. 25 years of experience and I mess it up mid-crisis? Terrible.

I can't touch it while it's healing, but once you're recovered I can take any scars you don't wanna keep.

[mcferrin]

Well you didn't have to in the first place. You shouldn't have.

Please don't. You've already done more than I could repay.

[scarrystories]

It's alright. I like scars.

[mcferrin]

Well it's too bad, I'm keeping it.

[scarrystories]

Guess we'll match.

[mcferrin]

What happens if you give yours to me then?

[scarrystories]

Once healed? I guess it'd just look nastier, since it's the same scar on the same spot.

Or maybe it wouldn't work at all? IDK, I've never actually done it with scars after splitting an injury.

[mcferrin]

Then why did you offer, Andy!

At work you're all "Safety first" this and "take your time" that, but then when it comes to your superpower suddenly it's "IDK we'll see what happens."

[scarrystories]

L I S T E N

SOMEHOW

"hey let me take the scar of that injury i half took from u last month"

has not come up

[mcferrin]

I don't know how it works. Just-

I know you're not invincible. Please don't act too recklessly.

[scarrystories]

I am 100% invincible idk what ur talking about.

lit. cannot be defeated in a fight

unless someone has a gun. i can ttly be defeated by a gun.

i can also be defeated by beheading

or heart removal

not by staking tho

[mcferrin]

I'm blocking you.

[scarrystories]

u cant block ur bro with matching scars

and even if u did, we're CONNECTED now

[mcferrin]

Well I don't wanna be connected with you.

[scarrystories]

TOO LATE UR STUCK NOW

[mcferrin]

No. I'm leaving. I forget my conversation safeword.
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