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[mcferrin]

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[scarrystories]

Please don't thank me, I messed up, it's been haunting me. 25 years of experience and I mess it up mid-crisis? Terrible.

I can't touch it while it's healing, but once you're recovered I can take any scars you don't wanna keep.

[mcferrin]

Well you didn't have to in the first place. You shouldn't have.

Please don't. You've already done more than I could repay.

[scarrystories]

It's alright. I like scars.

[mcferrin]

Well it's too bad, I'm keeping it.

[scarrystories]

Guess we'll match.

[mcferrin]

What happens if you give yours to me then?

[scarrystories]

Once healed? I guess it'd just look nastier, since it's the same scar on the same spot.

Or maybe it wouldn't work at all? IDK, I've never actually done it with scars after splitting an injury.

[mcferrin]

Then why did you offer, Andy!

At work you're all "Safety first" this and "take your time" that, but then when it comes to your superpower suddenly it's "IDK we'll see what happens."

[scarrystories]

L I S T E N

SOMEHOW

"hey let me take the scar of that injury i half took from u last month"

has not come up

[mcferrin]

I don't know how it works. Just-

I know you're not invincible. Please don't act too recklessly.

[scarrystories]

I am 100% invincible idk what ur talking about.

lit. cannot be defeated in a fight

unless someone has a gun. i can ttly be defeated by a gun.

i can also be defeated by beheading

or heart removal

not by staking tho

[mcferrin]

I'm blocking you.

[scarrystories]

u cant block ur bro with matching scars

and even if u did, we're CONNECTED now

[mcferrin]

Well I don't wanna be connected with you.

[scarrystories]

TOO LATE UR STUCK NOW

[mcferrin]

No. I'm leaving. I forget my conversation safeword.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[scarrystories]

i know i'm not ur fave person here bc ur gf is hot and scary

but i think i make top 5

[mcferrin]

Don't call her hot.

And you're wrong, my top five are Blue, Ronan, Adam, Marcus, and...

[ dammit. he is right. ]

[scarrystories]

it's ok u can say sam

but we'll both know it's me

[mcferrin]

It's neither you nor Sam.

It's Nate, probably. Or maybe I just have a Top 4.

[scarrystories]

wow 2 think i was gonna let u pierce my dick

[mcferrin]

??????????????????
WHAT??????????????

[scarrystories]

why is this a surprise, you've pierced everything else

[mcferrin]

I just didn't happen to read that on the syllabus.

[scarrystories]

you don't HAVE to

just thought you'd like the practice.