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[mcferrin]

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[mcferrin]

?? What's wrong?

[scarrystories]

if i tell u ur not allowed to block me OR tell anyone and any mocking can only happen when there's no witnesses

[mcferrin]

I Promise Not To Make Fun Of You Or Tell Anyone Else You Have My Word As A Gentleman.

[scarrystories]

ok. ok.

how the fuck do you navigate a crush?

[mcferrin]

..........you have to know I am the worst possible person to ask this question.

[scarrystories]

all of my younger friends are Extremely Troubled, you know have experienced crushes before

i havent. im going insane

[mcferrin]

I truly don't think I can be of any help here. I've been interested in... maybe three people and I can promise those experiences would not transfer.

Who do you have a crush on? Your cop?

[scarrystories]

both cops. i signed a contract with ben (the mountie) during camp so we'd get the cabin upgrade and they keep being sweet to me

[mcferrin]

Okay? So what's wrong then?

[scarrystories]

feelings scare me but i dont wanna be a tsundere about it

[mcferrin]

Well. What's so frightening about it?

[scarrystories]

everything is scary about it.

this shithole gave me a knee brace and ray keeps making sad puppy faces at me whenever i don't wear it.

i just wanna have chill, emotionally-detached fun.

[mcferrin]

A knee brace? As your return from camp gift?

Also tbh I don't really believe you bro.

People who wanna be chill and emotionally detached don't immediately shack up with cops, notoriously some of the least chill people on the planet.

[scarrystories]

it was an accident. there was the flooding, so i signed an emergency contract, and then fraser disappeared so ray was a mess.

and then he came back, but he was amnesiac, and by the time he was back to normal we were shipped off to camp hell, so i signed a 3 month contract to get the cabin.

and now they want me to stay?????

[mcferrin]

And the problem is???
They don't want you seeing other people, or??

[scarrystories]

the problem is im terrified of commitment.

they're fine with me doing whatever i want. im p sure ben would let me get away with murder

[mcferrin]

Valid, I guess, but being terrified doesn't do anything except make you miserable, right? You could try just. Enjoying it while it lasts.

Also that's not really a brag, cops do that all the time.

[scarrystories]

jsyk, despite me being apparently dating two whole cops and being legally owned by one

i'm always here for cop bashing

[mcferrin]

TMI about ur sex life man. Even if it being a fetish thing makes more sense. You know they sell handcuffs to just anyone right?

[ see that masterful segue? they're done talking about emotions now, right? ]

[scarrystories]

that was very poorly executed bc there was nothing there abt my sex life.

but if u rly wanna go there, there's this one thing...

[mcferrin]

OK STOP.

Just tell them all potentially implicating correspondence has to go through your lawyer first. You don't have to answer any questions outside of trial.

[scarrystories]

i had a wholeass breakdown during the camp thing. it was very embarrassing.

[mcferrin]

[ wow, actually going to make him be serious? ]

Well. That's... Camp was difficult for everyone, so. That's all right.

[scarrystories]

it wasn't even ABOUT camp, I did great at camp, got all the badges. I'm keeping the fucking wooden dildo as a trophy.

It was more of a build-up of things. I don't wanna be a mess and yet.

[mcferrin]

Okay. Yes, but like. Not to be insensitive to this situation.

Having two partners that like you too much doesn't seem like... a huge problem, Andy. It sounds really nice.