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[mcferrin]

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[scarrystories]

ok. ok.

how the fuck do you navigate a crush?

[mcferrin]

..........you have to know I am the worst possible person to ask this question.

[scarrystories]

all of my younger friends are Extremely Troubled, you know have experienced crushes before

i havent. im going insane

[mcferrin]

I truly don't think I can be of any help here. I've been interested in... maybe three people and I can promise those experiences would not transfer.

Who do you have a crush on? Your cop?

[scarrystories]

both cops. i signed a contract with ben (the mountie) during camp so we'd get the cabin upgrade and they keep being sweet to me

[mcferrin]

Okay? So what's wrong then?

[scarrystories]

feelings scare me but i dont wanna be a tsundere about it

[mcferrin]

Well. What's so frightening about it?

[scarrystories]

everything is scary about it.

this shithole gave me a knee brace and ray keeps making sad puppy faces at me whenever i don't wear it.

i just wanna have chill, emotionally-detached fun.

[mcferrin]

A knee brace? As your return from camp gift?

Also tbh I don't really believe you bro.

People who wanna be chill and emotionally detached don't immediately shack up with cops, notoriously some of the least chill people on the planet.

[scarrystories]

it was an accident. there was the flooding, so i signed an emergency contract, and then fraser disappeared so ray was a mess.

and then he came back, but he was amnesiac, and by the time he was back to normal we were shipped off to camp hell, so i signed a 3 month contract to get the cabin.

and now they want me to stay?????

[mcferrin]

And the problem is???
They don't want you seeing other people, or??

[scarrystories]

the problem is im terrified of commitment.

they're fine with me doing whatever i want. im p sure ben would let me get away with murder

[mcferrin]

Valid, I guess, but being terrified doesn't do anything except make you miserable, right? You could try just. Enjoying it while it lasts.

Also that's not really a brag, cops do that all the time.

[scarrystories]

jsyk, despite me being apparently dating two whole cops and being legally owned by one

i'm always here for cop bashing

[mcferrin]

TMI about ur sex life man. Even if it being a fetish thing makes more sense. You know they sell handcuffs to just anyone right?

[ see that masterful segue? they're done talking about emotions now, right? ]

[scarrystories]

that was very poorly executed bc there was nothing there abt my sex life.

but if u rly wanna go there, there's this one thing...

[mcferrin]

OK STOP.

Just tell them all potentially implicating correspondence has to go through your lawyer first. You don't have to answer any questions outside of trial.

[scarrystories]

i had a wholeass breakdown during the camp thing. it was very embarrassing.

[mcferrin]

[ wow, actually going to make him be serious? ]

Well. That's... Camp was difficult for everyone, so. That's all right.

[scarrystories]

it wasn't even ABOUT camp, I did great at camp, got all the badges. I'm keeping the fucking wooden dildo as a trophy.

It was more of a build-up of things. I don't wanna be a mess and yet.

[mcferrin]

Okay. Yes, but like. Not to be insensitive to this situation.

Having two partners that like you too much doesn't seem like... a huge problem, Andy. It sounds really nice.

[scarrystories]

except they might disappear any day, or i might disappear any day, and this place likes to torture us for fun, and one died once already

[mcferrin]

Yeah? That's what happens. To living, human people. And sometimes you give someone a part of your heart that you never thought would be available to anyone and they just fucking die with it and it doesn't feel like anything except wet and empty and then they come back and everything is different and more than it was. It just happens.

[scarrystories]

[ BRO??!!! ]

hey man, are YOU okay?