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[mcferrin]

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text » un: samil

[rowd]

are you home?

[mcferrin]

Yeah?

[rowd]

you mind if i come by for a visit?
someone kicked me in the nuts and reminded me how shit the world is
i want to look at something pretty to remind myself it isn't all crap

[mcferrin]

Depends. [ this is where henry would usually ask if he deserved it, but after this past month henry is endeared enough to be on sam's side regardless. ]

What kind of pretty thing were you thinking about?

[rowd]

you
obviously

[mcferrin]

Corny.

[rowd]

i just can't help myself around you
have you looked at yourself lately?
you're fucking gorgeous

[mcferrin]

Careful. If you keep talking like that I'll have to charge you my booking fee.

Do you want us to do something about this literal or hypothetical nut-kicker?

[rowd]

literal
we were play fighting, but he's a ruthless asshole
no defense of my honor necessary, my honor is intact
my nuts have recovered from the trauma

if i pay your booking fee do i get pics to admire later

[mcferrin]

I feel like I'm learning so much about your hobbies.

What you do with them afterward is up to you.

[rowd]

i'll ask my boss for an advance on my paycheck ;)

hobbies are for nerds

[mcferrin]

Unlike fight club, which is for cool guys.

Should I warn you the the boss is my girlfriend?

[rowd]

( fuck they're adorable. )

do you think she would mind sharing?
promise i know my place

[mcferrin]

Which is where, exactly?

[rowd]

obviously you're each other's favorites
i'm only grateful to be able to share the same space as you both
when you graciously feel like sharing

[mcferrin]

[ oh hold on. that's actually very sincere and henry is very emotional about this. ]

Well. You're definitely in the top five.

[rowd]

( it's too bad snark is hard to read over text. )

i'll take it
does it earn me a discount? ;)

[mcferrin]

Very well then, I am feeling generous. Let it not be said that I can't be reasoned with.

[rowd]

i can trade you