mcferrin | duplicity inbox.

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I feel like I'm learning so much about your hobbies.

What you do with them afterward is up to you.

i'll ask my boss for an advance on my paycheck ;)

hobbies are for nerds

Unlike fight club, which is for cool guys.

Should I warn you the the boss is my girlfriend?

( fuck they're adorable. )

do you think she would mind sharing?
promise i know my place

Which is where, exactly?

obviously you're each other's favorites
i'm only grateful to be able to share the same space as you both
when you graciously feel like sharing

[ oh hold on. that's actually very sincere and henry is very emotional about this. ]

Well. You're definitely in the top five.

Edited 2021-08-05 07:17 (UTC)

( it's too bad snark is hard to read over text. )

i'll take it
does it earn me a discount? ;)

Very well then, I am feeling generous. Let it not be said that I can't be reasoned with.

i can trade you