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[mcferrin]

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[mcferrin]

I'm going to block your number for like an hour, but it's not personal. Read a book or something ok.

[extent]

i'm sorry i actually cant read :( ik its so sad

[mcferrin]

[ fully an hour or so later ]
We got a customer 😡

Also I wouldn't have had to take your job if you hadn't gotten yourself grounded.

[extent]

thats why u fuck out back henry smh honestly, just make them wait

its not my fault my bf is convinced im unlucky enough to meet another awful demise just bc the timing is bad

[mcferrin]

Some of us actually do work at work. Also he's very polite.

And that sounds very much like it's your fault.

[extent]

if he was out back he wouldnt even have known he was being impolite + causing u to avoid customers

i was mauled by a rogue weretigerperson!! who could possibly plan or account 4 that
clearly a freak accident that wouldnt repeat itself

[mcferrin]

You don't think that is the kind of thing that could happen? During Tumenalia?

[extent]

oh, come on, who's gonna bother killing me?

[mcferrin]

Literally anyone. Haven't you ever seen The Purge?

[extent]

ok but tbh anyone could probably get away with killing me like any time + would probably just have to pay kyle a fine or some fucked up shit like that
idt anyone's holding out for a special occasion 2 off me

think abt it the logic is totally sound

[mcferrin]

What the hell are you talking about, bro. Do you think the tiger was targeting you? Specifically?

[extent]

actually fun fact i didnt think so but she did say it was lowkey bc i smelled like vamps but like u cant tell anyone that

anyway no but i also think if i get murdered in the next <24hrs it would presumably be intentional + not a repeat freak accident like how unlucky could one person be?

[mcferrin]

Ew.

tbh I think the reason you're grounded is because you don't really understand statistics and also say things like "if i get murdered in the next <24hrs it would presumably be intentional"

[extent]

omg stop i live with one

i just dont think its really a risk for me to go like get a coffee or something??? like sure i dont want to be a vampire + dying and turning would be a nightmare that i literally couldnt wake up from + itd ruin my life but i just
still dont see why i cant leave the house

[mcferrin]

Leave then?

[extent]

i dont want to upset kyle

[mcferrin]

Yo, have you explained to him that while you definitely don't want to become a vampire - an eternal state of being undead, forever - you also don't want to stay home (the only place where the odds of this happening are 0%) for one more day because you're really bored?

I think he would understand, actually.

[extent]

he actually wasnt very understanding of my pov
i'm pretty sure i'd be fine i usually am

[mcferrin]

I'm blocking you again to give you time to think about what you just said.
Then I might snitch to Nate.

[extent]

god u die one (1) time + suddenly everyone thinks ur the king of deaths or something
are we forgetting all the times i bounced back like a very versatile rubber band

dont be a snitch henry thats so mean 🥺

[mcferrin]

I know they have the phrase "better safe than sorry" in Maine or wherever you're from.

[extent]

alaska smh do people even live in maine

[mcferrin]

[ henry is going to strangle him ]

Hold on one second.

[ straight up hands his phone to gansey ]

[bimodal]

( there's a look to henry.

then a look to the phone, on the last few messages because he is respectfully not reading up.

then: )

Hello, Henry has given me his phone.

There are over 1.3 million people living in Maine, just so you're aware

And it is better to be safe than sorry. If you're struggling, have you considered inviting someone over?

[extent]

is that true or is it a govt lie to make u think the state exists

hi henry's friend i did in fact consider that but then i also considered the fact that even with company i think i'm going insane so
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