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[mcferrin]

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text | un: b.s. » the d....ay-ish after the opening

[louds]

Hey. Do you have a minute?

( why is she like this )

[mcferrin]

Something that you could do, if you wanted, is just send the thing you want to tell me. And then that way I'll definitely see it as soon as I do have a minute.

[louds]

But if you're busy and you see it, you'll be interrupted anyway.

[mcferrin]

Another thing you could do then is tell me now, as I'm already responding and everything.

[louds]

I'm going to stop texting you entirely and then see how you feel about that.

Tommy asked me on a date.

[mcferrin]

[ it takes him like ten minutes to respond, sorry ]

Oh. Okay.

[louds]

If you don't want me to go I won't.

[mcferrin]

No, don't- please don't do that.

I'm not- I don't want to be the kind of parter that tries to... I don't know. Stop you from doing anything you want to do.

I know you like him. It's my problem with him, not yours.

[louds]

I don't want to be the kind of partner that makes you uncomfortable. You're more important than some evening plans.

[mcferrin]

[ oh. he doesn't know what to say to this. maybe it's. a little too late for that. ]

I don't think we're going to get along.

But I can handle that.

[ he wants her to choose him, especially over tommy, but he can recognize that would make him an asshole. if it would make her happy, which is all he really wants, he could handle it. ]

[louds]

If you say it's okay you have to mean it. I don't want to go and have it come out later that you're upset with me about it.

[mcferrin]

I could never be upset with you. Not over something that makes you happy. We need as much of that as we can get right now. And I am deeply in love with you, that's not changing for anything.

[louds]

I like him. I love you. There's not even a comparison. You know that right?

[mcferrin]

Well I'll still be here after your date, so you can tell me how much you love me whenever you want.

[louds]

I guess I can say it whenever I want now, can't I.

[mcferrin]

Stop Sargent, you're going to make me blush.

[louds]

That's not much of a deterrent. If I say it every day, how long do you think it'll take you to stop blushing when you hear it?

[mcferrin]

Oh gosh. If I factor in weekends and holidays, I'd have to estimate... sixty, seventy...

....years? At minimum.

[louds]

Oh good, so I've got plenty of time then. I was worried you'd adjust too quickly.

Does it work if you read it in a text message?

[mcferrin]

Hmm I have no conclusive research to determine whether it would or wouldn't. Might have to run an experiment to find out.

[louds]

Well we probably need to test it then, just to be sure.

I love you, Henry Cheng.

[mcferrin]

Oh geez. Yes, it's happening. The results of the first trial are indeed positive.

[ he sends a selfie of himself, cheeks and ears pink, making little heart fingers at the camera like a total nerd. ]

[louds]

That's so embarrassing. I could ruin your cool guy image with one leaked screenshot now.

( said like she isn't setting that as her background image already. )

[mcferrin]

Good luck. It will probably start trending. It can't be helped, everything I do is cool.